butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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