I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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