ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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