Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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