I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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