Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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