if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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