Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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