pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
did i just pee glitter
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