I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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