Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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