Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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