Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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