I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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