If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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