It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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