Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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