I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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