Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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