Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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