I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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