But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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