is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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