It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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