Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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