that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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