I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
is it fun? or sober?
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