Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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