New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
God I need to hump something, right now.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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