I smell stomach acid.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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