closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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