never play flip cup with pint glasses
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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