whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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