North Korea, Best Korea!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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