i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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