Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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