the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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