Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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