Please, let me fuck your mom
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
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Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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