you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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