Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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