Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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