How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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