Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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