It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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