Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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