People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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