remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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