so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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