Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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